Thursday, October 14, 2010

Funny pick up lines

Here's a few i know of enjoy!

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Let me know anymore you have and if any work !
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27 comments:

  1. ElChristoOctober 14, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    haha, excellent.
    There doesnt' seem to be any seats available...but if you like, you can sit on my face...

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  2. Stav88osOctober 14, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    Nice!:)

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  3. AnonymousOctober 14, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    wow those would never work lol

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  4. RezdenOctober 14, 2010 at 7:53 PM

    lol, great lines. Thanks for sharing.

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  5. KikinoOctober 14, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Lol those were funny. keep up the good work

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  6. fedor519October 14, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    "you from tennessea? cuz your the only ten-i-see

    bahaha

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  7. Discerning GentlemanOctober 14, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    nice pick up lines!

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  8. scaryOctober 14, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    trying them tonight on random girls :3

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  9. DamienOctober 14, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    I like the helicase one, bwaha.

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  10. freakonaleash31October 14, 2010 at 9:12 PM

    my girlfriend works at subway lol

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  11. UnlogicOctober 14, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
    this one is epic !

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  12. AnonymousOctober 14, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    Haha love that!

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  13. AnonymousOctober 14, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    Those are some good ones.

    Also, you literally just missed the new post. haha.

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  14. Tip SterOctober 14, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    Haha like these, will have to try some of them out!

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  15. MALCOM.October 14, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    lawls.

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  16. Tip SterOctober 14, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    Have to try some of these out!

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  17. RiverOctober 14, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    the dna one made me lol

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  18. SlumphOctober 14, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    Funny but thats all xD

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  19. jeanjeanOctober 14, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    funny post mate

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  20. AnonymousOctober 14, 2010 at 11:00 PM

    Taahhaa...

    68 : old
    coinflip : predictable
    submay : MONEY!!!!

    The rest are pretty lame. Probably would work better in video format or standup.

    Just my 2 cents

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  21. LizardOctober 15, 2010 at 12:14 AM

    those are funny.

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  22. Jimmy VolmerOctober 15, 2010 at 1:40 AM

    nice, I like this!

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  23. Nerd LifeOctober 15, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    awesome, thanks for sharing!

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  24. UnlogicOctober 15, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    I've tried the one with FBI on a friend and she just started laughing and said "maybe someday" :D :D :D

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  25. AnonymousOctober 15, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    the Fbi one is the best.

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  26. Light Weight Baby!October 15, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    wow, that's nice

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  27. JRamOctober 15, 2010 at 11:30 PM

    I laughed at the FBI one.

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