Here's a few i know of enjoy!
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
Let me know anymore you have and if any work !