Thursday, October 14, 2010

Funny pick up lines

Here's a few i know of enjoy!

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Let me know anymore you have and if any work !

29 comments:

  1. haha, excellent.
    There doesnt' seem to be any seats available...but if you like, you can sit on my face...

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  2. Nice!:)

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  3. lol, great lines. Thanks for sharing.

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  4. Lol those were funny. keep up the good work

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  5. "you from tennessea? cuz your the only ten-i-see

    bahaha

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  6. trying them tonight on random girls :3

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  7. I like the helicase one, bwaha.

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  8. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
    this one is epic !

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  9. Those are some good ones.

    Also, you literally just missed the new post. haha.

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  10. Haha like these, will have to try some of them out!

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  11. Taahhaa...

    68 : old
    coinflip : predictable
    submay : MONEY!!!!

    The rest are pretty lame. Probably would work better in video format or standup.

    Just my 2 cents

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  12. I've tried the one with FBI on a friend and she just started laughing and said "maybe someday" :D :D :D

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